Ep 14. Your Momma is so fat We start podcast 14 with a trip up the A1 – and reflect on its rich historical past - and why are there so many shops of a 'personal nature' en route?Big shout out to the Patty Subs – who quite frankly are paying for everyone else to enjoy this show - so stick your hand in your pockets for a change!Please sign up to https://www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste to hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV SHOW every single month!Lovely Linda ‘toilet training the cats’ Pollack is here of course, with a ghost story about TikTok *screams - moonwalk stage left*RAMONE ALERT RAMONE ALERT – as we catch up on our tour rehearsals – and in typical style - things escalate at an astonishing pace into a ‘yo momma’ meltdown.Rita and Robert from Rag Paranormal events share their ‘horny story’ which isn’t AT ALL what you’d expect it to be… and remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.comThe one and only 80’s ‘leg end’ Helen Lederer got in touch with me to ask for advice on her ‘spooky staircase’ after a Feng Shui expert had been round her house and really shit her up about it.I call Brendan O'Hea the director from my new tour – as I have some concerns about my big entrance!And of course we round up this week’s show with your ‘paranormal headlines’Big thanks to Katherine Boyle, Helen (legend) Lederer and Brendan O'HeaProduced by Laurie Peters at Peters-FoxClinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions.TO SEE CLINTON AND RAMONE LIVE ON TOUR ALL OVER THE UK FROM SEPT- DEC 2022 go to https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/liveI've set up my very own Ko-fi shop where you can buy your very own 'ghost up my fanny ring tone' and there's a lot more to come on that front - click here See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.