In this week’s Square Roots, Matthew tries out a new robo-Matthew bit that becomes the show’s newgold standard and our characters make their way to the ruined Lindblum, where they encounter onehilarious tragedy after another. Jim and John try to dive into Matthew’s psyche to figure out why hethinks dead families are so hilarious and we meet the very scary Armodullahan and the strangely Zidane-esque Lani. The guys also criticize the game’s transportation methods and ATEs, spend waaaay too muchtime talking about how to get into the black mage village and everything we talk about gets ‘-GATE’added to the end of it for dramatic effect. We also get super somber and talk about the life expectancyof black mages and Zidane’s abuse at the hands of Baku, John decides to give our listeners permission toskip this week’s bullshit mini-game because it’s awful and much, much more! Next time we'll play up until the end of Disc 2, or the Battle of the Iifa Tree! Please level up by rating an...