(If you've already heard the INCOMPLETE version, just skip to 21:30 and you'll hear the new stuff!)Hey! This is NSFW! Really! If you want a clean version, send me an email at mandarinslangguide@gmail.com and I'll make one for you, cuz there's a lot of profanity in this. You ready for that? OK, well, you've been warned!1.腦子不用，可以捐給有需要的人(Nǎozi bùyòng, kěyǐ juān gěi yǒu xūyào de rén)“If you’re not using your brain, you can donate it to someone in need!”2.傻B他媽給傻B開門，真是傻B到家了(shǎbī tā mā gěi shǎbī kāimén, zhēnshi shǎbī dàojiāle)“The dipsh*t’s mom opens the door for the dipsh*t, because the dipsh*t’s all the way home.”Saying something is “X到家了”literally means “X arrived at home,”but slang-ly it means “EXTREMELY X.”So you can substitute the “傻B”in this sentence for anything else, and the result is a profane way to say “EXTREMELY X.”3.哪個部門批準你裝這麼大的一個逼(nǎge bùmén pīzhǔn nǐ zhuāng zhème dà de yīgè ...