Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Los Angeles and reminisce about past studio sets and deals that never happened. We watch a cool guy at a gas station who's looking for girls, Senator Josh Hawley's confrontation during a reproductive rights hearing, and Garth crying over loving his fans... Is G an R? Then we welcome comedian and podcaster, Andrew Schulz! Go to https://theandrewschulz.com/ to check out his brand new special! Andrew and the mommies talk about YouTube VS Netflix specials, Andrew's recipe for conquering the internet, and Andrew "Cobra" Tate. We talk about what made Andrew self release his comedy special, Ted Bundy, Garth Brooks, and the triumphant return of the popular YMH game: Tom or Black!

No, this isn't an old episode, we're just in LA "tryin' it out" for the summer. Andrew Santino joins Tom Segura for this episode of YMH, and Christina stays awfully quiet. They discuss living in Los Angeles, college athletes and coaches, Bhad Bhabie’s OnlyFans, Andrew’s dirt bike accident, Ari Shaffir’s new special, their worst subjects in school, working with Bobby Lee on Bad Friends, and more! They also watch videos of a cool chick explaining “ATM etiquette,” a dude that reminds them of Kevin Samuels, a guy struggling to give away WNBA tickets, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips.

THE GLOVE IS BACK!! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, sucking at math, CP’s stepfather’s schemes, the new season of “Love on the Spectrum,” and Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect. They watch another video of the cool weight loss coach, a dude explaining about he sues every company he works for, some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, a new clip of Fedsmoker at a city council meeting, an altercation involving a door to door salesman, and an update from the “Machines Within” guy Cutter the Killer Clown.

Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! The main mommies discuss Top Gun, Christina getting non stop compliments on her pants, working casino gigs, and the grief cruise they're going to take. Then we watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips involving lions, bike tricks, dance battles and cowboys. We talk about browning abroad, disgusting pig habits, Kim Cattrall bringing the cringe, and kiss greetings in different cultures.

The Main Mommies are then joined by “Cholo Fit” Creeper. They discuss how Cholo Fit started, LA cholos, vasectomies, how to find motivation, and the fact that cholos are actually romantic. Jean and Jean run Creeper through all of the classic cholo clips including the Gangbangers in Syria and some of Christina’s chola ’Toks.

JEANS UP!! This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their shared sickness, CP’s J glasses, bad roommates, “Top Gun,” Laverne Cox’s Barbie and the new renditions of Ken. They watch a video of a guy giving very cool weight loss advice, and respond to emails from a candidate to be Tom’s Italian best friend, an elevator mechanic weighing in on CP getting stuck and an analysis of Garth Brooks’ strange Ukraine video. Plus, Christina has a dental update, and there is a YMH exclusive - the Main Mommies have to give away their dog, Bitsy. They call Tom’s mom, Charo, who they are giving her to. CP also reveals she’s recently had several Pazsitzky Effects, and they wrap up watching a batch of TikToks.

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Mick Jagger dishing Harry Styles, how Christina doesn’t know modern pop artists, the cool massage she got, and Tom’s excitement about a recent Austin storm. They watch videos of an angry British dude, a cool guy with a PSA for the ladies, and more. Sal Vulcano is an improvisational and stand-up comedian, actor, and producer. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss how they make “Impractical Jokers,” Staten Island, coffee and French fry preferences, doing whippets, and more. Tom shares some Top Dog stories, and they introduce Sal to YMH All-Star doppelgänger, the 10-12 Benadryl Guy.

On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss "Top Gun: Maverick," CP's recent experience seeing her favorite band Bauhaus, the newest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, "Worst Roommate Ever" on Netflix, and more! The Main Mommies watch videos of a British guy who resembles the late, great Fedsmoker, a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, a batch of Christina P's TikTok curations.

It's time to pull up those mom jeans with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss how important it is to look nice while you're on stage, a cool way to look for women on TikTok, and how Christina got stuck in an elevator! Tom gives the play by play how he J'd his D on his most recent flight and Christina the #MessyChamp reveals a disgusting hotel tip! Then we welcome back the best country music legend of all time: Wheeler Walker Jr! They talk about Garth Brooks, the corrupt music industry, and Wheeler announces he has beef with Bert Kreischer! ChrisJeansa propositions Natasha Leone to be her new celebrity friend, we should Wheeler some of the best clips of the late Kevin Samuels, and they run him through Christina's latest TikTok curations. Get Wheeler's new album "Sex Drugs and Country Music" and on all streaming platforms!

On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s Netflix special outfit, their prom dates, Kevin Samuels’ passings, and watch a guy tattoo his own face. Danny Brown is a rapper and host of The Danny Brown Show. Tom, Christina, and Danny discuss Danny’s new podcast, Madonna, Danny’s relatives, and black barbershops in Austin. They watch “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, videos of Johnny Depp and OJ Simpson, and Christina’s TikTok curations.

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